Posted by Dad…
Why do we need Attica for babies? Gates, playpens, bouncers, walkers?
Two words. Cat. Food
No, make that three words. Wet. cat. Food.
I guess we have been giving Zoe too many veggies and not enough protein. As soon as she was mobile in a way that she could more or less control, it was into the cat bowls for a refreshing, meaty-scented snack.
If that wasn’t enough, yesterday she found an open can of cat food. Not content to just eat the contents, she scooped the remains of the cat meal out and proceeded to gnaw on the tin.
Billie Goat Girl and she don’t care!
Categories: Baby · Baby products · Foodstuff · Humor · Parenting · infant
Tagged: Baby Food, Baby Gates, Cat Food, Pack and Play, Playpens, Wet Food
Posted by Dad…
Gee, until this very moment, I never realized that the entire purpose of the See and Say
is to encourage children to verbalize their desires for their mealtime protein.
Oddly enough, nowhere on the the See and Say menu are vegetables or soy products, imagine that. The whole series is based on mammals filled with chemicals and genetically modified for maximum profit when sold to the local Krogers.
Coming soon to your Pack and Play, the Vegan See and Say!
Zoe, can you say Textured Vegetable Protein? Zoe, can you say obesity induced myocaridal infarction?
Categories: Baby · Baby products · Foodstuff · Humor · Toys · infant
Tagged: childhood obesity, myocaridal infarction, Pack and Play, See and Say, TVP
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