What powers the flyboat?

Posted by dad…

Ever wonder how the Wonder Pets get around? How can a few toys randomly assembled and powered by highlighter marker caps fly to Europe and back? For that matter, how can they save animals in twubble when they are 8 hours away minimum by jet? The Flyboat? Right…..

What lessons are we teaching our children besides how to tawk wike Ewmer Fudd? Mommy pointed out that the animals in trouble should all be dead – after all the time the Wonder Pets spend singing before heading off to save the day.

I think I figured it out how the flyboat works. Two words… Nuclear Power.

The way I figure it, the school was built on a superfund cleanup site – Fernald? Springfield?

It explains the singing animals.

It explains the constant craving for celery and it’s minor antioxidant properties that eliminate free radical radiation.

In fact, it explains everything non-logical everywhere. Even Bugs Bunny. Even the economy. And of course, The Simpsons.

Lesson? The powers of logic and physics do not apply in children’s programming. More so each passing day… unless the topic is resulting mutations in biomorphic species due to long term low level radiation exposure.